I've met people online so committed to the anonymity of screen names that even after months of chatting back and forth, a comfort level seemingly in place, they still refused to divulge basic facts like a first name, or location.
This of course, drives me bonkers. I'm always offering up my proper name, or a variation of, because calling someone "Hog-eye" , can seem foolish when discussing politics or the weather.
Or, some sort of bizarro adult 'Little Rascals' comedy, with characters called 'Spank-me', 'Buckweed' and 'Super Butch'. Having a name like "Topman" apparently implies I'm ready to fuck at a moment's notice. While that is often the case, it's not the rule. I like a little foreplay. Some people I meet act as if sex was akin to the stops on the subway: the Local 'N'.
Here's an example of the types of greetings I get: in this case I don't even rank as 'Topman' but 'Buddy':
"hi buddy hows it hanging love to suck and feel you seed my ass over and over"
"hey hotman, you hard and horny today?"
"hey stud you naked?'
"hey buddy, fuck me man, fuck me fuck me"
What's the old line: 'When they STOP calling I'll be worried?'
I guess it's hard for me to separate flirting from genuine interest and to no get so uptight when encountering the less polished, 'caveman' types.
This of course, drives me bonkers. I'm always offering up my proper name, or a variation of, because calling someone "Hog-eye" , can seem foolish when discussing politics or the weather.
Or, some sort of bizarro adult 'Little Rascals' comedy, with characters called 'Spank-me', 'Buckweed' and 'Super Butch'. Having a name like "Topman" apparently implies I'm ready to fuck at a moment's notice. While that is often the case, it's not the rule. I like a little foreplay. Some people I meet act as if sex was akin to the stops on the subway: the Local 'N'.
Here's an example of the types of greetings I get: in this case I don't even rank as 'Topman' but 'Buddy':
"hi buddy hows it hanging love to suck and feel you seed my ass over and over"
"hey hotman, you hard and horny today?"
"hey stud you naked?'
"hey buddy, fuck me man, fuck me fuck me"
What's the old line: 'When they STOP calling I'll be worried?'
I guess it's hard for me to separate flirting from genuine interest and to no get so uptight when encountering the less polished, 'caveman' types.
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